Just For Fun

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
*Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
*A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
*Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
*For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.*Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
*Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
*Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
*Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
*We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.